I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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