you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
