do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
NoShamevember. You game?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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