Do vagina's smell?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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