Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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