Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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