So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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