I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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