Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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