I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
dude i'm inner monologue high
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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