Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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