She announced her abortion via fbk
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
