Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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