why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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