I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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