that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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