to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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