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I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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