check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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