Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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