On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I would fuck him just for his dog
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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