i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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