that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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