well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
