Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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