I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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