oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
