After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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