Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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