Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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