Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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