I showed him my bush... on skype.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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