i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize