Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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