His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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