Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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