We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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