he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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