Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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