I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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