I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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