I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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