I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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