Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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