Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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