sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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