My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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