I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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