shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize