Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Your dad touched me again.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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