Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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