Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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