Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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