My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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