She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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