He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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