Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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