Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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