There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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